by Wisteria

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    Second edition of these bad boys. I got a bit creative with the colors.

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  • Whoa, is that a tape?!
    Cassette + Digital Album

    Hot deng! What a bunch of neat colors! The first physical copies of "Wisteria" are now available for your retro listening pleasures! All artwork done by Kyle O'Connor, what a cool dude!

    ***The white with pink label tapes were dubbed by my dear friend, Ryan. He can really use some money for an upcoming surgery trip, so all proceeds from those tapes are going directly towards him! The white ones feature hand-drawn text with either a spray painted (mint green), or hand-drawn graphics on B-side!

    Only 9 of each color are available!

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released May 21, 2014



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Wisteria New Brunswick, New Jersey

This isn't punk at all.


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Track Name: Shirts
Purple and blue
So in love with you
Just starting out slow
So young and so new

I loved you, too
Gave my all for you
Wasted dreams
All wasted on you
Track Name: Turns Out, Bruce Willis is Dead the Whole Time
I don't want to be hung up on your forever
You're making my life miserable forever

If you could see
what you did to me
maybe you'd feel a bit of empathy

The reason I'm losing sleep
Haunting all of my dreams

There's a ghost in the room
and it's looking a lot like you
It's pale and thin
and noticeable pretentious like you
Track Name: I Hear "First Date" In My Head Every Time I See You
glue my eyes to you
your shimmering pools of blue
i said my name is this
and i had remembered you

sounds of the city
night sky not so shitty
where we both belong
you’re looking rather pretty

swallow my pride
dead faced, corpse bride
open arms embrace air
think i might have died

upset at the non existent
tell her i’ll pay the rent
you said your name is this
last time we meet, lament

home for weekend
bones left to mend
scar tissue does some
class to attend

flush cheeks
walking streets
leather boots
squeak squeak

holding myself down
never again, i say
never again
they say
nothing like her
never again

let me in
her eyes say
let me in
just for one day
Track Name: Jennifer Aniston (A Song for Rachel Karen Green)
jennifer anne i could be your man
but i know that you already have someone to hold

jennifer anne take me by the hand
i'll even play in a band if you'd like me too

i'll grow out my hair into that faux bieber cut
i'll work out my arms and i'll suck in my gut
i can make myself look taller
i can even grow a beard
but you still have a boyfriend
and you still think i'm weird

so jennifer anne i can be all you need
but i don't like the taste of beer or the smell of dank weed

jennifer anne i don't know you that well
but i think you're beautiful and i think that you're swell

with all these fake girls and spray tans
high waisted shorts and ray bans
it's nice to see there's someone who sticks out from the crowd.
you make me feel so bad, you make me feel stuck
but i know in the end you just don't give a damn

so jennifer anne what's the big plan?
do you see yourself in a future with your current man
im not mr steal your girl, i probably don't have chance
i wantwd to say you're pretty cool and ask you to dance

jennifer anne i had a girl but she ran
away from me but i held on as best as i can
jennifer anne im moving on from all of this
please dump the boy and come out for coffee with me
Track Name: It's Alright, Could Be Better
light rays
coming from the window
you shirt on the wood floor
gather up your things

is this
what you really wanted
only to be wanted
only for one night

tip toe
crawl out onto surface
washed up like the tide is
whisper to get home


no one
nobody deserves you
not as much as i do
let that sink in